Poop, Sobbing, & Surgery

I should have named this The Poop Blog. The following story involves poop, crying, and surgery. In that order. A while back I was enjoying a day of eating nothing but air in preparation for a spinal nerve block operation (It sounds much more serious than it was---it's basically a shot in my back near my spine. To make things simple, I will keep calling it my surgery). I found myself utterly famished by 9 and deathly hungry by 9:15. I was forced to push on in hopes that I wouldn't vomit come my magical surgery that was supposed to fix everything (it didn't).
After managing to get both kids down for a nap (At the same time?! WHAT?!), I collapsed on the couch only to hear Leo babbling about caca. Uh oh. I peeled myself off the couch and made a beeline to his bedroom door, which upon opening I was greeted by a cloud of musty poo smell. Not unusual---that is, until I made eye contact with my bare-butted son with a grin on his face. Heaven forbid I feel any disdain at my son's absolute glee that he solved his own problem. Oh, is that poop in your diaper? Just take it off! Problem solved (in toddler-world, that is). I scooped up my kid, holding him as far away from my body as humanly possible and whisked him off to the shower. 
After closing the shower door I made my way back to scene of the crime and began cleaning. I'm practically a pro at caca cleanup people! I returned to the bathroom to find Leo still covered in poop and not a drop of water on him. I grumbled to myself (as did my stomach), and bent over with a handful of soap to clean the brown debris off his bum---and BAM! My back went out. I yelled out in utter agony as Leo peered at me curiously trying to see what his mama was so darn pissed about. I'm hungry as a hippo, my son is covered in poop, I have soap in my hand to clean said poop, and my back was out. There was no other option other than to scrub the crap off Leo's body while showering him with my tears. That's right. It was a bonafide Hallmark moment. Every itty-bitty movement or shift in weight sent my back into spasms and tears gushing down my face. I was an absolute wreck ready to collapse on the floor---but I was also a mom whose kid happened to be covered in poop. Guess which instance took priority. 
Happily avoiding any pinkeye or caca tasting, I can say that I would gladly like to never experience pulling my back out and having to do anything that requires any type of effort or movement on my part. I joked later on that the whole situation could have been on a family sitcom... just maybe with a little less cursing. 

Showing that sometimes this kid is a sweetheart.... and not covered in poop.